Saturday, May 10, 2008

Pet Peeves: A series

Why do men insist...and I mean insist...on wearing those awful penny loafer slip on shoes without socks?

Nothing says I'm a sleezeball who wears cheap cologne and chases 20 year old skirt even though I'm like 80 more than those shoes.

And then, to make matters worse, they wear bermuda shorts and a nasty polyester shirt along with it. Maybe a hat to top it all off.

I don't care what you choose to wear or not wear at home. It's your home, it's your choice. I don't even care if you decide to chase 20 year old skirt or wear Bermuda shorts and bad polyester shirts...just don't wear those retarded penny loafers in my presence.

More specifically-don't wear them and then slip your feet in and out of your shoes like you're at some beach side resort when I have to be stuck on a bus with you for 12 hours. Even if your feet don't stink, it's a principle.

I don't randomly take my shoes off in public...and if I do, I do it discreetly and with socks and don't do it in a closed space like a bus.

Thank you.

The management.


Lisa said...

You just gave me a visual of an 80 year old Don Johnson from Miami Vice. Ha!

Riss said...

pretty much. It makes me crazy. Just something about skinny, hairy legs stuck in these ratty shoes makes me want to go bathe hehe.